10 Things I Know about the Maya and Dec. 21, 2012

10 Things I Know about the Maya and Dec. 21, 2012

1. The world will NOT end on Dec. 21, 2012. I think you know that deep down inside.

2. I was and probably still am, one of the Maya. So was the rock band, Journey. Long ago, we did ceremonies in front of the sun, where we sang, did postures, and blended our minds with that of the Sun, whose Mayan name is KIN, and with the Galactic Mind, whose Mayan name is HUNAB K’U, the One Giver of Movement and Measure.

3. Maya is also the Goddess of Illusion. I don’t know in the “scientific sense” whether She was Mayan/Meso-American, or a Mediterranean goddess, or a Hindu.

4. I remember past lives in Mexico. Journey the Band and I were great Dreamers. We split our sides laughing when we had some of our memories of the future. For example, when you call some big company and the message says “For English, press 1. Por el Espanol, oprima el dos!” This was probably first dreamed by us Mexicans (Indians?) in the days before the whites forbade us to speak Spanish.

5. I, Linda, can and do influence the Solar Mind with my meditations and sexual journeys and trances.

6. I have had many dreams of swimming in an ocean of stars. I’ve traveled to the heart of the Galaxy in my sleep. I’ve had dreams of Journey as a band. I recently dreamed of Jonathan Cain’s future hit song, with a strong keyboard riff. I channeled into the Press Writer’s mind, “Jonathan Cain is a gifted musical midwife.” He’s their piano player. Jonathan cried tears of joy. He was very moved!

7. The Mayan calendars were round, and were circles fitting inside of circles, spinning at different rates, or vibration. All Mayan calendars are based on the ration of 13:20. There are 13 numbers and 20 glyphs, or day signs. One calendar, the Tzolk’in, is only 260 days long, or equal to the 9-month Gestation Period for a baby. One Mayan Calendar is 5,125 years long.

8. Tlaloc was the Mayan rain God. Or was he Aztec? The Aztecs did not really make human sacrifices. They dreamed of being medical doctors and doing open-heart surgeries. And performing operations on other parts of the body. They grew to be Doctors of the Future.

9. Neal Schon, the guitarist of Journey, and myself, Linda, were Signor and Signorina di Medici, the Founders of the world’s first medical school. Calling Dr. Schon! Send Dr. Schon to Linda’s bedside immediately! Linda needs your sweet, sexy musical love! Calling Dr. Schon!

10. We Maya dreamed of quite a lot of today’s technology. We dreamed of round black suns that spun around and made music. Also known as LPs, or record albums. Those of you who grew up in the 60s and 70s remember 33s, 45, and LPs, yes? So do I….

10 Things I Know About Lesbian Sex

10 Things I Know About Lesbian Sex…

1. I have not tried it—yet!

2. I know that kissing a woman is different than kissing a man. Especially when she has soft, substantial breasts, and we have already shed some clothes!

3. I love my breasts. I am a “breast woman”. Within the past few years, I’ve had numerous dreams of making love with women. The kind you have when you are totally asleep. As opposed to waking sex fantasies.

4. I know that when a female love interest of mine stops returning phone calls and emails after I’ve told her in so many words, that I wish to sleep with her, it’s a good time to back off. And to NOT kick myself in the butt for having tried!

5. Being gay is NOT a sin!

6. Women are so soft. Some women can be very masculine. I am turned-on by politely aggressive women. Meaning, the lady who is brave enough to come on to me first, while being sensitive to my “yes” or “no” reaction. Need I say that my wannabe lady lover knows how to read my body language just as well as her own?

7. I think that, when Venus got mad at that male invader, that she was about to start an orgy in the hot springs with maybe 5 or 6 of her lesbian girlfriends. I wonder who the lucky guy was! I sure am glad they didn’t have cameras in those days. But I bet he got a BIG boner!

8. I bet pussy tastes fabulous. Rumor has it, that what you eat influences the smell and taste of your genitals. So, I am very glad I eat and drink only healthy stuff. NO junk food or alcohol or cigarettes!

9. The edgiest thing I can say about lesbian sex is that I want it. I especially dream about her husband watching us ladies make love. And a camera man being the 4th party. Yep. That’s edgy. For me.

10. I am not trying to be the sluttiest slut or the lady with the most sexual conquests under her belt. Quality matters as much as quantity. It’s the love and the sex chemistry that build the relationship! It’s too much attachment to troubled pasts or having to have one’s own way all the time, that can break a relationship.

Introduction to I Tell Linda’s Truth As I See It

What am I most afraid to write?

1. The fact I am in telepathic conversation with celebrities and world leaders, both dead and alive, at least since 2002.

2. The fact that I have a psychiatric diagnosis that is so horribly scary I hesitate to name it here. It begins with an “s”. I’ll call it “the s-word” or “Christ sword”. There. That’s a beginning.

3. Naming the names of the celebrities with whom I am in communion. Well. Let’s plunge in. Bono, Glenn Hughes, Mick Jagger, David Cameron the PM of England (Great Britain), Mohammed Morsi the president of Egypt, Madonna, Neal Schon the guitarist of Journey, Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin; the list goes on. And on. Stuff like this used to get me put on psych meds and then they told me I was crazy, mentally ill, etc. This way back in 1985, when I was 19 and had my nervous breakdown. Little did I know, that is a common way for Shamans (Native American healers of society) to be initiated. Thanks to Lynn V. Andrews, author of “Jaguar Woman and the Wisdom of the Butterfly Tree” for being the first to inform me No I Am Not Crazy; I Am A Shaman; and Shamans are Valued Members of Society.

4. That I am naturally bi-sexual, naturally polyamorous (desiring or having many sexual partners or lovers), and curious about kinky sex (elements of BDSM, nothing that would induce nausea or have me arrested for breaking the law!), and yes, I AM REINVENTING SEX. Again!

5. The fact that telepathic sex exists, and I am helping to evolve it.

6. The fact I have experienced being on-board Starships or UFOs in my dreams, and I have flown one in which I controlled the Starship itself with big levers. I was a sexy blonde woman with a low-cut, dark-blue, tight spacesuit. Wow; was I luscious!

7. The fact that I believe I am behind many of those UK crop circles, kreutzenlichten in Europe, and orbs showing up in such places as The Stage Door in Mount Shasta City (now defunct) during the 2009 Mount Shasta Erotic Poetry Festival (unfortunately also defunct).

8. The fact that I was Miss Georgia Clark, madam of the Black Butte Saloon in Weed, CA. Very recently, I saw an article in the Weed Press about this building being haunted! One woman describes “an overwhelming, warm, welcoming feeling” emanating from that building. I have Past Life memories of servicing the first mayor of Weed, among many other personalities, in that past life!

9. Kreutzenlichten are lights shaped as crosses that have appeared in places such as Germany, and have been photographed.

10. I am the Queen of Heaven. Iran, or Mesopotamia, was the first place of my first physical body incarnation. Before that, I was “an etheric being”. Possibly a water spirit or mermaid.

11. The fact I helped create Mother Earth a very long time ago. I can journey to the center of the Earth, which consists of a huge quartz crystal point, of the 6-sized clear variety. Funny—it used to be an iron core! Who knows whether this is fact or myth? I do know that I do influence the weather!

12. There is going to be much more to come. I was with Mohammed Morsi last night! We made love; he went down on me. It was passionate. I believe he was Abraham of the Old Testament in the Bible. You know, the Jewish Patriarch whom the Lord told him, “I will give to thee all the land that thou seest.” And I was Hagar, Sarah’s hand-maiden. Hagar gave birth to Ishmael. This was before Sarah gave birth to Isaac. The Bible said Ishmael was contentious and made trouble in the household. Whereas Isaac was peaceful and a calm, quiet child. There are roots of the Israeli and Arab nations in that story.

Look for much more to come from me, Linda Who Tells Her Truth As She Sees It!