10 Things I Know about the Maya and Dec. 21, 2012

10 Things I Know about the Maya and Dec. 21, 2012

1. The world will NOT end on Dec. 21, 2012. I think you know that deep down inside.

2. I was and probably still am, one of the Maya. So was the rock band, Journey. Long ago, we did ceremonies in front of the sun, where we sang, did postures, and blended our minds with that of the Sun, whose Mayan name is KIN, and with the Galactic Mind, whose Mayan name is HUNAB K’U, the One Giver of Movement and Measure.

3. Maya is also the Goddess of Illusion. I don’t know in the “scientific sense” whether She was Mayan/Meso-American, or a Mediterranean goddess, or a Hindu.

4. I remember past lives in Mexico. Journey the Band and I were great Dreamers. We split our sides laughing when we had some of our memories of the future. For example, when you call some big company and the message says “For English, press 1. Por el Espanol, oprima el dos!” This was probably first dreamed by us Mexicans (Indians?) in the days before the whites forbade us to speak Spanish.

5. I, Linda, can and do influence the Solar Mind with my meditations and sexual journeys and trances.

6. I have had many dreams of swimming in an ocean of stars. I’ve traveled to the heart of the Galaxy in my sleep. I’ve had dreams of Journey as a band. I recently dreamed of Jonathan Cain’s future hit song, with a strong keyboard riff. I channeled into the Press Writer’s mind, “Jonathan Cain is a gifted musical midwife.” He’s their piano player. Jonathan cried tears of joy. He was very moved!

7. The Mayan calendars were round, and were circles fitting inside of circles, spinning at different rates, or vibration. All Mayan calendars are based on the ration of 13:20. There are 13 numbers and 20 glyphs, or day signs. One calendar, the Tzolk’in, is only 260 days long, or equal to the 9-month Gestation Period for a baby. One Mayan Calendar is 5,125 years long.

8. Tlaloc was the Mayan rain God. Or was he Aztec? The Aztecs did not really make human sacrifices. They dreamed of being medical doctors and doing open-heart surgeries. And performing operations on other parts of the body. They grew to be Doctors of the Future.

9. Neal Schon, the guitarist of Journey, and myself, Linda, were Signor and Signorina di Medici, the Founders of the world’s first medical school. Calling Dr. Schon! Send Dr. Schon to Linda’s bedside immediately! Linda needs your sweet, sexy musical love! Calling Dr. Schon!

10. We Maya dreamed of quite a lot of today’s technology. We dreamed of round black suns that spun around and made music. Also known as LPs, or record albums. Those of you who grew up in the 60s and 70s remember 33s, 45, and LPs, yes? So do I….